Saturday, November 21, 2009

Twilight Does Not Have Vampires

What is it that you like about sparkling supermen. No, they aren’t vampires, vampires have drawbacks. For example, eternal life at the cost of not being able to go into the sunlight. These stupid twilight guys do not have a single weakness. The only thing that can even moderately hurt them are other vampires and werewolves. I mean they don’t even NEED to feed on human flesh. They can just live off of animals. Just like humans!

So if literally there is no drawback to being a vampire why the hell doesn’t the guy just turn that chick into a vampire at the end of the first book? Obviously she wants to be one, and there are no drawbacks so why not? It would save me a ton of pain because there wouldn’t be 2 more stupid movies coming out.

2 comments:

  1. Whoa, you actually saw that movie?

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  2. THEN STOP PUTTING JUDGMENT UPON THINGS YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED FOR YOURSELLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF

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