Friday, November 18, 2011

Fuck You, Twilight

First off, I will admit I will never understand why people like the Twilight series. Also, it is only on my mind because I had to work till 2:20am last night because of it. Anyway, here are some reasons why I will never understand the fan base for it.

Bella spends the whole series being obsessed with some guy who is frankly bad for her, and we are talking unhealthy levels of obsessed. We are talking the kind of obsessed where if I had a close friend acting like she does I would probably try to get her professional help. Then, on top of that, she manipulates and leads on another man who she obviously isn’t going to get with because she is god damn obsessed with someone else. Who the fuck is that much of a bitch that she will lead a guy on like that?

However, more importantly, the entire series is teaching young girls to think that the kind of relationship Bella has with this dead man is desirable. They have a terrible fucking relationship! She literally submits to him on fucking everything all the way up until she is pregnant with his undead fetus that is a serious danger to her life. However, when he is basically telling her to abort the baby to save her life she stands up to him. That’s right ladies, you should always submit to a man unless he is telling you to get an abortion to save your life.

Seriously? What the fuck.